the FIRST.......

sincere

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”

a BAD day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

BERITA HAPAK

watawan benny nge pesal(hadi tadok ye sakit kntut brbuih)

benny: sya disini(koop) ingin mndpt cerita sesasi dan kerana sya tadok krja nok wak. sya ingin menemu ramaah kaburetor kita kak tunnnn. kaktunn mu gne leni.

kak tunn:ya benny ,koop skrng tidak rmi pengehuni yg migrasi, mrka lebh ska prgi di kntn, akn ttpi sya mmpuyai rncangan, iaitu memindahkan makml bestri ke koop supya pljr dpt mnikmati kemudhn yng ada dan akn mmindhkan pdng ke koop supya rmai yng suka pergi untk brmain dan mkn di sana juga. jika ad rezeki sya akn mngambil alih perniagaaan di kntin sebagai CEO baru.

benny:ok,sya akn mmberi kpda rkn sepejuangn sya yaitu pesal.

pesal:trima ksh benny, semoga rmh tgga kau nge shida akn dicucuri rahmat. sya disini(blk cg man) ingin mncri mklumt ttg keadan di sekolah dan ingin mewhitelistkan nama sya, sudh jupa, cgman bersepakat dengn fmous six( pk hem, cg rodiah,pk koko,cg zidin dan sir zeni) untk mlkukn spotcek setiap hari pda setip maasa dgn prsetujuan muhyiddn yassin melalui video conference skype pada mggu dpn. dan mreka juga ingin merombak mkml bestari dan menukarnya dgn bilik msyurt bru yg terbaru dari blk mnsyurat baru di ting satu,noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

kita hrs menentngnya dgn mndrma 100 ringit sorng untk mmbeli ekon dan meletakknya di kls 3a3 supya pelajr 3a3 dpt bljr nge bersungguh-sugguh dan mnghormati cg slalu dan tdk buat cg nangisdan lain lain lgi berkaitan nge goreng.

benny:itu brita sesssi stkat ine kita kmbali jika maasa rehat lbh pnjng, assalamualaikum

pesal:waalaikumussalam

kita kembali dlm motibasi pagi di makmal bestari shams

diolog;

saya[benny] ;menjemput tetamu yg tak diundang ke mari. beri kenganjingan yg gemuruh kepada ustak pesal.

ustak pesal;terima kasih benny shida.


saya :beliau adlh penceramah motivasi di negara kite ney. beliau sdh menghbskan pelajrnnya di sklh henrey gurney bersama isterinya. bliau telah melanjut pelajrn di rumah bliau kerana x bdo ngat dok leh gi universiti.

ustak pesal:ya betul, bennyshida selain dari kene goreng sokmo oleh cg.

saya:oh yeah: tetamu kedua yg ingn saya jeput, ialah ustazah haadi zemi.

ustazah haadi:salam satu malaysia terutama pg.

saya: beliau tlh menghabiskan pelajrn di sklh tadka pasti selama 40 thn namun masih 41 tahun.

ustazah haadi:trima ksh bennyshida kerana memuji saya dgn pujian yg blh mengembangkan monggeng saya


saya: kita disini adalah untk bicang topik yg agak anti muzammil dan bertajuk kemudahan tnds di shams.

ustaz pesal: kemudahan shams memuaskan dan berada di taraf 5 bintang mahupun tiada bintang. oleh kerana pelajar2 yang tiada budi pekerti selalu mengambil peluang untuk melepaskan kapal selam di mana saja. ini namanya koloh shekh, doksoh nok kabo dok ah mmg ye.

saya:kata2 yg agak kesat dari ustak pesal. mari kita dengar kata ustazahhaadi. silakan,

ustazah haadi:trima kash kpda benny shida yg slalu memberi sya sokonganpatriosme dlm perkahwinan sya bersma ustak pg. sya disini mmg menekan tajuk forum ini,yg itu kmdhan tnds. kita hrs brsykr akan tnds akan kurniaan yang amat bergna kpda kita, ini ttpi rmai org x mnnyedarinya namun merka yg slalu mmbuang**** jgn lah wak stone , flush ah sbb tnds awam , kalu tnds mu dok lama doh. dengan ini kita hrs mngajar genrsi tua untk menyyangi tnds awam dan hars menjalin hubngn rapt dgn tnds sprti benny dan shida, trima kasih.

Sya:ok, trima ksh ats mklumt yg amt mmbosnkn dan tidk berunsur 18 ketengah. Kesmplnya dlm forum ini kita hrs buat yg sepatutnya dan hal ini amat ditujukn kpada ripin yg tiada malu kncing di tepi jln smbil memegang beberapa rokok di tgn, sya mengakhiri forum ini dgn serangkap pntun,

buah cempedak di luar pagar,

bennyshida rocksssssssssssss,

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salm stu malysia dan salm nge ripin.

pelajar goreng

List pelajar hok kene goreng dari ustazah wan suriati

1. BENNY {dok beri8 salam}
2. ziyad[jawab soalan dlm bhsa melyu]
3. cami[dok bangun]
4. shidda dok jawb soalan]
5. alia[ttp muka]
6. piza nge alia[ dok focas]
7. semua pljr [dok siap keje]kecuali hanan[anak kesayngn ustzh]
8. syed izaat[lama nok jwb soalan]
9. hadi[jawab salah]
10. benny{dok tulis dlm nota}
11. benny skli gi{sluar londeh}
12. benny lagi{alasn dok kukuh}
13. hadi [goreng mnde sama]

benny pesal nge hadi

arsenal

sabda pesal3a3: nape org puan x tutp aurat ehhhh. doh lah ckp kuat, baik degr ceramah ustz aziz(aziz satar 3a3). ana kabo nie bkn nok ngupat, tapi tadok nape nok tulis(dok mari).
dari:

pesal

benny lok ckp:jadi dengar2 lah ulama pesal lake ehhhhh,akan tetapi membwa kebaikan semua. ana takboh menentang, terpaksa sbb ana hutang nge ye.
dari:
bennyshida

haaadi kabo eehhhh:beri makan ke kambing sokmo ehhhh biar ye gemok pe pesal.

shida said: benny, aku benci mu!!!!(haadi tulis)

kambing berkata:mbeeeeeeek...mbekbekbeeeekbeeek ke muzammil...(pesal taip)

info yg dok berkaitan nge goreng sokmo dri cikgu 3a3:

Aglet

Aglets in copper, plastic and brass

An aglet (or aiglet) is a small plastic or metal sheath typically found on each end of a shoelace, cordor drawstring. An aglet keeps the fibers of the lace or cord from unraveling, plus its firmness and narrow profile makes it both easier to hold and easier to feed through the eyelets, lugs, or other lacing guides.

The word aglet (or aiglet) comes from Old French aguillette (or aiguillette), which is the diminutive ofaguille (or aiguille), meaning "needle".^[1] This in turn comes from acus, a Latin word for a needle. An aglet is thus like a small needle at the end of a cord.

There is a subtle distinction between aglets, which are generally functional, and aiguillettes, which are generally decorative. The latter are usually seen at the end of decorative cords such as bolo ties and the identically named aiguillettes of military dress uniforms.

Aglets today are most often made of plastic, but in times past aglets were made of metal, glass, or stone. Many were highly ornamental, and made of precious metals such as silver. Before the invention of buttons, they were used on the ends of ribbons to fasten clothing together. Sometimes they would be formed into small figures. Shakespeare calls this type of figure an "aglet baby" in The Taming of the Shrew.

For a time during the Great Depression aglets were made out of paper and glue.

Home-made aglets can be fashioned out of adhesive tape, wax, resin, glue, thread, heat shrink or metal tubing, or by simply knotting or meltingthe end of a lace or cord.^[2]

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